E-book Category: Entertainment, Humor, Wedding E-book Title: The Wedding MC Jokebook Author: Lee Bells Book Description: "How Even A Nervous, First-Time Wedding MC With No Comedy Experience Can Entertain and Dazzle The Wedding Guests With 101 Funny, Clean, and 'Field-Tested' Wedding Jokes" The true story of what REALLY happened to a first time Wedding MC who used the Wedding MC Jokebook
Be A Smashing Hit Even If You're A First-Time Wedding MC And let me say this:
There is nothing more thrilling - or SWEETER to your ears - than hearing a room full of wedding guests laugh at your jokes...as Brad Watts experienced.
And here's the best part...
You don't have to be a stand up comedian to make the wedding guests laugh.
All you need is a great collection of tried, tested, and funny wedding jokes - and practical tips on how to tell them effectively - and you'll have the audience in the palm of your hand.
My name is Lee Bells.
My partner, Mark Schweighardt, and I have been...
Professional Improv Comedians For More Than 20 Years... ...with over one thousand shows under our belts.
But we're not only professional comedians in our spare time.
We've also been Wedding MC's at more than a dozen weddings.
As you might have guessed, we know a thing or two about how to entertain wedding guests.
In fact, we can show you how to make sure the wedding guests enjoy a GREAT time at the wedding reception.
And we can show you how to have them laughing at your jokes...even if this is your first time as a Wedding MC.
Why On Earth Would You Trust Two Stand Up Comedians To Reveal Their Best and Funniest Wedding Jokes? For the exact same reason over 4,000 other Wedding MC's have trusted us - because we "deliver the goods."
Our wedding jokes have been used by Wedding MC's to make wedding guests laugh at wedding receptions all over the world.
That's why we created the Wedding MC Jokebook - so you can entertain the wedding guests and be the center of attention...without stealing the limelight from the bride and groom on their special day.
We know what works. And we know what doesn't work.
And you can immediately benefit from our experience as Wedding MC's - as well as 20+ years as comedians - to make the wedding guests laugh.
But what's really amazing is that ANY Wedding MC - inexperienced or experienced - can use these amusing wedding jokes to be funny even if you think you can't tell a joke to save your life.
In fact, no matter what your level of experience is as a Wedding MC, it's stunningly easy when you have the right jokes to work with...and tips on how to make them effective.
Outrageously Funny And Amusing Wedding Jokes That Give Any Wedding MC Exactly What He or She Wants!
Uproarious laughter.
Respect.
Recognition.
Compliments.
The exhilerating THRILL of hearing a room full of strangers laugh at your jokes...even if you've never told a funny wedding joke in your life.
Who said you couldn't have FUN as the Wedding MC and entertain the wedding guests without stealing the show from the newlyweds?
I'm confident you're going to have a LOT of fun delivering these wedding jokes at the wedding reception.
Because you're going to get a LOT of laughs.
And the wedding guests are going to have a great time, too.
In fact, there's a good chance you'll be complimented on how well you performed your Wedding MC duties just like Ann de Meyer of South Africa was when she wrote to tell us: "I used a good deal of humor from the book...I got huge compliments...the book was a lifesaver."
I'm certain that with the Wedding MC Jokebook by your side - and with all the professional joke telling tips we give you - you'll be able to deliver wedding jokes at the reception with total confidence.
Let me show you everything you'll find inside the Wedding MC Jokebook that made Brad Watts so successful as a first time Wedding MC... 81 Clean, Tasteful, and Funny Wedding Jokes And One-Liners For Any Wedding Reception
The Wedding MC Jokebook is jam packed with clean, tasteful, funny Wedding MC Jokes, one-liners, and quotations you can use throughout the wedding reception...to kick it into high gear and have the wedding guests laughing their heads off.
Let me give you a quick recap of what you'll find in The Wedding MC Jokebook... - 81 clean, tasteful, funny wedding jokes and one-liners suitable for any wedding reception
These are our hand-picked, tried-and-tested wedding jokes that get the laughs without embarrassing anyone - including yourself.
- Our clever "Comedy Secret" that virtually never fails to make the jokes sure-fire winners at any wedding
Years ago we stumbled upon an amazing secret to turning an ordinary joke into a gangbuster that got more laughs. It's easy to implement and the results can be astonishing.
- Specific instructions for successfully modifying and delivering many of the jokes in the jokebook
- Detailed instructions for introducing the members of the bridal party as well as those making wedding speeches and toasts
- Our recommended guidelines - based on our years of experience as professional comedians - for using appropriate comedy including what NOT to do
5 Key Wedding Categories To Choose From... The Wedding MC Jokebook covers five of the most important categories so you have a wide selection of wedding jokes throughout the wedding reception including.... - Bride and Groom Jokes
- Parents and Grandparents Jokes
- Wedding Officials Jokes
- General Wedding Jokes
- Couples Jokes
You'll be able to use these jokes to introduce wedding speakers...make announcements...or kick the wedding reception into high gear when there's a "lull" in the program.
PLUS, you'll also get a selection of funny one-liners for humorous comments throughout the reception!
Use Our Secret Comedy Tips To Get Big Laughs and Avoid Embarrassment We cracked the code when it comes to helping first-time Wedding MC's entertain the wedding guests with funny wedding jokes.
In fact, our secret comedy tips are worth their weight in gold...and help you steer clear of making embarrassing mistakes.
You see, to get the laughs you're looking for, you need to know HOW to tell the joke...WHERE to put it in the wedding agenda...and how to make it FUNNIER.
That's why we've gone to great lengths to make things easy and explain everything we could think of in detail.
Best part:
If you're really pressed for time you could join the ranks of fearless Wedding MC's who even...
Prepare the Night Before Or Use the Wedding MC Jokebook Right From the Podium... ...especially if you're called into action at the last minute.
That's how easy it is to use the Wedding MC Jokebook...although we really do advise spending a little more time preparing before the wedding reception.
And that's not all.
We've been careful to include wedding jokes that are clean and tasteful ...and are suitable for any wedding reception...so you don't run the risk of offending anyone.
Now you don't have to pull your hair out trying to come up with appropriate material.
You'll not only know WHEN to use a particular joke during the reception...we'll even WARN you if something is a little "edgy" or where you could stumble and say something embarrassing.
After all, there's nothing more awkward than saying something that causes a "red faced" moment or humiliates the bride and groom.
Experience The Thrill As A Room Full of Wedding Guests Roars With Laughter At 20 Of Our NEWEST Wedding MC Jokes
Here's something which I think you'll also find very exciting...
We dug deep into our "bag of tricks" to make the 2009 wedding season even better for Wedding MC's.
As a result we UPDATED the Wedding MC Jokebook.
It's been completely reorganized so you can find great jokes faster.
And it's got MORE funny jokes than ever before.
In fact, we've included 20 additional hard-to-forget, tasteful, and funny wedding jokes!
Now you've got even MORE funny wedding mc jokes to choose from...and amuse the wedding guests with.
Download The Wedding MC Jokebook Here (Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365 Days A Year)
"The book gave an idea of what jokes worked well...people laughed." James Bentum
Hurry And Secure Your Copy Of The "Beefed Up" Wedding MC Jokebook Before The Price Increases We're paid thousands of dollars for our comedy gigs.
And if you were to hire us to write custom wedding jokes it would run you into hundreds of dollars.
So here's an opportunity to take advantage of our good nature - if you act quickly.
You see, we've added nearly 25% MORE content to the latest edition of the Wedding MC Jokebook with NEW jokes that you can use immediately.
In fact, with all the material you get - and considering how much time it will save you - it's a steal at... More... |